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fmylife:

Today, I was sitting in class and I fell asleep during the lesson. I was wearing sweatpants and had an erection. My teacher came up to me and grabbed my penis. She thought it was my phone. FML

 thought it was your phone. i shall use that when the opportunity strikes.

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    i shall use that when the opportunity strikes.
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    Hahahahahahahhahahahaha.
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    Seriouslyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy lmao.